You're a mean one, Mr. Romney
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr.Romney,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr.Romney,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Romney,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr. Romney,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Romney,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Mr. Romney,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your hear